Seasoned Hoodie Dress

"Seasoned" is more than a hoodie dress—it's a wearable warning not to be underestimated. Designed for Black women who've lived long enough to know better, survived enough to be dangerous, and accumulated enough wisdom to see through nonsense instantly, its fierce message speaks truth: assuming you're just an old lady was the first and last mistake they'll make with you. Wrap yourself in "Seasoned" as a daily reminder of your earned power—because age didn't make you weaker, it made you sharper, wiser, and absolutely done with tolerating disrespect, and anyone who mistakes your gray hair for weakness is about to learn that seasoned women are the ones you should fear most.

Model Aaliyah is wearing size M for a standard fit.

Straight, relaxed fit through the body.

Fits true to size.

Height: 5’6” (168 cm)

Weight: 143 lbs (65 kg)

• Attached hood + long sleeves for cozy, full-coverage warmth
• All-over sublimation print across body, sleeves, and hood — dyed in, so it won't fade, crack, or peel
• Flattering midi length that hits below the hip (longer than a regular hoodie)
• Ribbed cuffs and hem band for a clean, snug finish
• Inclusive sizing XS–7XL — made to fit and flatter real bodies

• Wash before use
• Cold machine wash with separate colors
• Use mild detergents
• Do not tumble dry
• Do not bleach

Every Afropenda piece is made-to-order just for you. Because each item is printed on demand, your order moves through two stages — production, then delivery:

• Processing (production): 5–7 business days to print and prepare your order
• Delivery (in transit): 5–7 business days after your order ships

Shipping is a flat $4.99 (+ $3 per additional item); orders over $150 ship free.

Please note: delivery dates are carrier estimates and may vary slightly during holidays or severe weather. Free gifts included with promotions are final and cannot be exchanged.